i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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