Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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