So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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