Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
