yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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