Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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