question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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