im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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