My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
