it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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