: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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