His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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