Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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