either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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