Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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