): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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