She announced her abortion via fbk
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
