Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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