I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
it's great music for shaving your balls
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
your like the ambassador to my penis.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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