If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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