i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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