at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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