my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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