what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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