somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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