yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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