Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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