Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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