I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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