If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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