There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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