you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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