NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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