How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Randomize
