Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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