Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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