it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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