Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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