STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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