I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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