Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
zippers are such a cool invention
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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