Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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