i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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