I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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