your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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