Non-Jews are for practice
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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