i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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