just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
there is glitter all over my balls
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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