I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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