question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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