I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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