i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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