I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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